Ranking Happier Than Ever Songs With Stunning Posters To Match
Ranking the 16 Songs from Happier Than Ever – From “Eh” to “Eargasmic”
Introduction
Hey, Billie stans and accidental scrollers—welcome to the chaos! Happier Than Ever dropped in 2021 like an emotional glitter bomb, and we’ve all been screaming, crying, and vibing ever since. With 16 tracks that swing from whispery heartbreak to full-on punk tantrums, this album’s a wild ride. We’ve ranked them from “meh, it’s fine” (16) to “this is why I have ears” (1). Expect sass, laughs, and a whole lot of Billie love. Let’s dive in, losers (kidding, you’re all VIPs)!
16. "Not My Responsibility"
Spotify Streams: ~73 million (lowest in the album)
YouTube Views: Lyric video ~5 million
Billie turns this track into a TED Talk over a spooky beat: “I’m not your doll, deal with it.” Cool message, but replay value? Nah. With the weakest streams and barely a YouTube ripple, fans clearly prefer her singing over preaching. It’s like ordering pizza and getting a lecture on carbs instead.
15. "Everybody Dies"
Spotify Streams: ~112 million
YouTube Views: Lyric video ~6 million
Billie’s soft, sad reminder that “we’re all gonna die” is gorgeous but a total buzzkill. Streams and views scream: “Thanks, but I’d rather not cry today.” Fans want to dance, not hug their existential dread.
14. "OverHeated"
Spotify Streams: ~116 million
YouTube Views: Lyric video ~4 million
Billie roasts body-shamers with a sweaty beat, but it’s half-baked—not quite a banger, not quite a ballad. The numbers say it’s forgettable next to the album’s heavy hitters. Fans go “yas queen,” then skip to something punchier.
13. "Male Fantasy"
Spotify Streams: ~132 million
YouTube Views: MV ~19 million
The album’s gentle goodbye—Billie strums her guitar and spills breakup tea. It’s raw, but not sticky. Streams and views are meh; it’s like the nice guy you date once and ghost. Sweet, not replay-worthy.
12. "GOLDWING"
Spotify Streams: ~141 million
YouTube Views: Lyric video ~5 million
Starts like a church choir, ends like a trap party—Billie’s protecting her girls, and it’s cool, but confusing. Fans globally were like, “Wait, is this a hymn or a hype track?” Streams say it’s a middle child—loved, not obsessed over.
11. "Halley’s Comet"
Spotify Streams: ~150 million
YouTube Views: Lyric video ~6 million
A rare Billie love song that’s so soft it melts, but it’s too chill to stick. Streams and views scream “one-listen wonder”—gorgeous, but not the kind you blast on repeat. It’s the wallflower of the album.
10. "Getting Older"
Spotify Streams: ~194 million
YouTube Views: Lyric video ~10 million
Billie opens the album whining about growing up, and it’s real as hell, but the beat’s too sleepy to compete. Fans dig the honesty (streams are decent), but it’s like a warm-up act—good, not great.
9. "I Didn’t Change My Number"
Spotify Streams: ~205 million
YouTube Views: Lyric video ~7 million
Billie’s all “new phone, who dis?” with a bouncy beat—it’s fun, it’s petty, but it doesn’t linger in your brain. Streams show fans enjoy the sass, but it’s not the knockout punch they crave. Cute, not clutch.
8. "Billie Bossa Nova"
Spotify Streams: ~230 million
YouTube Views: Lyric video ~8 million
Billie goes Brazilian lounge singer, and it’s sexy as heck—think sipping mojitos by the beach. Streams say fans love the twist, but it’s too niche to dominate. It’s the quirky cousin you adore but don’t call daily.
7. "Lost Cause"
Spotify Streams: ~290 million
YouTube Views: MV ~100 million
Billie and her girl gang dump a dud in this jazzy diss track. The MV’s a slay (views prove it), but the song’s too laid-back to rule playlists. Fans vibe, critics clap, yet streams say it’s not the champ.
6. "NDA"
Spotify Streams: ~320 million
YouTube Views: MV ~80 million
Creepy, glitchy, and paranoid—Billie’s living her spy movie fantasy. The MV pops off (views are solid), but streams hint it’s a little too weird for mass repeat. Fans love the drama; casuals are like, “Huh?”
5. "My Future"
Spotify Streams: ~400 million
YouTube Views: MV ~90 million
A jazzy self-love letter that flips from sad to hopeful—Billie’s growing up, and we’re proud. Streams and views are huge, but it’s not the addictive beast of the top dogs. It’s the glow-up track you cheer for, not blast 24/7.
4. "Your Power"
Spotify Streams: ~450 million
YouTube Views: MV ~120 million
Billie strums and stabs with this acoustic heartbreak bomb about abuse. Streams and views soar—fans sob, critics swoon—but it’s too “thinky” to top the party anthems. A masterpiece that’s more art than earworm.
3. "Oxytocin"
Spotify Streams: ~500 million
YouTube Views: Lyric video ~15 million
This beat’s a feral animal—dark, sexy, and unhinged. Streams explode because it’s Billie’s club banger, but no MV holds it back. Fans globally scream “dance floor king,” and they’re right—it’s a near-miss for #1.
2. "Therefore I Am"
Spotify Streams: ~700 million
YouTube Views: MV ~200 million
Billie struts through a mall, dissing haters with a beat that slaps. Streams and views are monstrous—fans can’t get enough of this “I’m me, deal with it” energy. It’s almost perfect, just shy of the ultimate crown.
1. "Happier Than Ever"
Spotify Streams: ~1.5 billion
YouTube Views: MV ~300 million
From teary ballad to punk-rock meltdown, this is Billie’s magnum opus. Streams DOUBLE the runner-up—1.5 BILLION, people! Views crush it too. Fans and critics call it her defining moment: raw, wild, and replayable ‘til your speakers bleed. King of the album, no contest.
Conclusion
There you have it—16 tracks, ranked by the numbers and the vibes, from the sleepy spoken-word snooze of “Not My Responsibility” to the earth-shaking glory of “Happier Than Ever.” This album’s a buffet of Billie brilliance, and the data proves some dishes get devoured while others just get a polite nod. Disagree? Fight me in the replies (just kidding, let’s hug it out over Billie’s next drop). What’s your #1? Spill the tea!
Where to Get ‘Em
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